Beer mats, microfiction, and the future of publishing

So — Storm Crow Tavern — home of such dietary staples as Romulan Wings of Vengeance and The Tacos of the Damned (where you can roll a twenty-sided die to determine which shot you’re ordering) — ran a microfiction contest this summer … and I seem to have won!

I’m happy. So happy that, in future, I might never again publish if it doesn’t involve beer coasters.